Gobble, Gobble!

TURKEYS! WE GOT 'EM!

Gobble, Gobble to my JDamn readers! Guess what we got? TURKEYS! This weekend, my Bampy and my Mam from Maine came for a visit. When we all woke up this morning, Bampy came over and said that there were BABY TURKEYS in the yard. So Moms and Bampy went outside and made some noise and the mama turkey sat up and five little puffballs flew out from under her. Bampy thinks the baby turkeys are a few days old. So he went in our shed and got some bird kibbles and he hurled them at the mama turkey. She came over to Bampy-so close that he could almost touch her-and she ate kibbles.

Moms put on her worker pants and went to work and Mam and Bamp put on their traveling pants and drove back to Maine. When Moms came home, she found EIGHT GIRL TURKEYS! (There were no baby turkeys this time.) They were all in the backyard, eating the kibbles that Bampy left them. Guess what they gave us in return?

TURKEY TURDS!

Purrs, JDamn - OUT!