J-DAMN!

HEY! My name is Jonathan Dangerous. I am a kute kat. I was born on December 14 in Manhattan. My moms adopted me and my brother, Archibald Cat, at the Petco in Union Square. The adoption people told her she had to adopt two kittens or else she'd bring back the lone cat because s/he would destroy the house. So she picked us two and took us home. Moms picked us because Archy and I were wrestling fierce in the litter box while the rest of our pals were sound asleep.

Moms named me Jonathan Dangerous because I am a superhero. Moms says that I'm really more dangerous to myself than anything (because I like to fly) but I don't know what she's talking about. Moms got married to this great guy (Dads). Dads gives me tummy scratches and plays with me. Yesterday he gave me this mini frisbee thing that came for free in a pack of cheese. It's great.

If I were a person, I would shop at the Big and Tall store. Actually, just the Big store. I am a portly 20 pounds but it doesn't slow me down. Unfortunately, my asthma does though (sometimes). I just ignore the wheezing though until Moms makes me sit down and take pills. Sometimes I fake out Moms and spit out the pill. I'll still take the yummies though.

J-Damn is my wrap (I mean...rap) name. I'm going to be a superstar. Thanks for reading my bog (I mean...blog). I'll make Moms tell you more stories soon. Peace out.