WOB - Closed!

Dear Prospective WOB customers,

I regret to inform you that WOB is temporarily closed. That also means that my juice bar is closed. (Uncle Ron - we do have wi-fi. You gotta bring your own computer, though....but you might not want to plug it in...read on.) We got plumbing issues and, no, I don't mean that I can't go to the bathroom. We live in a wicked old house (1912 was when it was built - that was like a million cat generations ago). In our house, we have cast iron pipes. In the pipes, there is a puka (that's Hawaiian for hole). The puka is way up in the kitchen (first floor). Whenever Moms and Dads takes a shower (why they don't just lick themselves, I don't know) or goes in the potty, it rains in WOB. If you just said, eew - good for you because, yes, it's sewer water in the basement.

SO. Moms and Dads put on their executive pants and said Archy and I cannot go in the basement so that we don't get waste water on our paws. They brought up our potty and put them in the dining room and closed off WOB.

But fear not! It's all getting fixed. Our lord....I mean our landlord....is flying in from Chicago on Thursday and he's putting me, Archy, Moms and Dads in a HOTEL next weekend! Archy told me that there will be a fancy pants pool and something called ROOM SERVICE!!! I cannot wait.

Therefore, do not go to WOB or JDamn's Juice Bar. They are closed. Archy said there will be no refunds and he's not sorry.

On a happier note, Dads installed the air conditioner today in the bedroom. I like to stick my face in the cool, cool breeze and sniff. It's grand fun. You should try it some time.

Purrs and Cold Air Sniffs -
JDamn - out!