WOB!

Hello, all. It is I, Archibald Cat -- here to bring you a world of pumping iron! That's right. After watching two episodes of "The Apprentice" and after sitting on a few Trump books, I have learned all I need to know to become an entrepreneur. I have founded WOB! - Work Out Basement. (Not to be confused with WOW! - Work Out World - of Norwood, Massachusetts.)

There's a lot of benefits to being a SUBSCRIBER...I mean a MEMBER of WOB! First of all, you never need to wait for equipment to free up. (That is because Dad is the only member - Moms only went once.) Second, it is open 24-7; you can go there whenever you want to (as long as you live in our house). Third, I will give you pre- and post-workout massages and a free pass to use our restroom facilities (aka the litterbox - management appreciates that you scoop whatever you put in there and that you go inside the box).

When you join WOB!, you will receive your official membership card (which is just for style - no need to show it to gain access as we'll install a chip in your eye that we'll scan every time you come by. That convenience is free of charge and will be done in your sleep...you're welcome!). You will also receive your official WOB! fob for your keychain (again, not needed - the eye chip does the trick).

You may be asking, "What does WOB! have?" Well, it has a weight lifty machine, some mirrors (they were there when we moved here), a elliptical machine (it's a great workout for your neck to watch Dads go up and down on that machine), a tumtum cruncher machine and a grody couch. It also has teevee (channels 2, 3, 4 and 7 only) and free scary basement noises.

If you are interested in joining WOB!, you have to talk to my Dads because he said he wants all of the referral bonuses.

Purrs from the cat who can pump you up,
Archibald "the spotter" Cat