It is me, JDamn! As you may have noticed, I am on a diet -- a vet mandated, prescription kibble diet. Lucky for me, the prescription kibbles are wicked good and I like to gobble down mine and Archibald's too. I have been on the diet for three months now. My starting weight was 20.5 lbs. To date, I weigh 19.3 lbs. That is a total weight loss of 5.8%! That's right, everyone - I AM ABOVE THE YELLOW LINE! Let me explain.
Here's me:
Jonathan "JDamn" Dangerous 19.3 lbs / 5.8% weight loss
HERE IS THE YELLOW LINE
See? I'm above it!!!
Now for some photographic proof.
Here's me before (20.5 lbs)
And here's me, after!
Only teasing! That cat is not me; I am still as handsome as ever.
Archy has asked me to mention that he, too, has lost weight on my diet. (See, I gobble whatever there is so Archy has to be on the diet, too.) Archy has lost 2.5 pounds. That means that13.5% of his body weight is GONE. Sure, if we were to line up our numbers, that would make me below the yellow line and up for elimination but we decided to play our own game so no one is the bad kind of loser.
Hohoho to my loyal readers. Remember - be good. Sandy Paws is watching...
Purrs and pine needle furballs,
JDamn - OUT!
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1 comment:
"photographic proof," not "photogenic proof" however.
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