I'm Back!

Hello, blog readers! It's me - JDamn! And I'm back, ready to type in the New Year. I haven't blogged in a while because our wireless router DIED. So we have to go all the way upstairs to the wicked old computer to type stuff to share with the world.

NOTE! THIS PICTURE IS NOT OF ME! NOT OF ME, JDAMN!

I AM A HOT KITTEN! THIS IS A FAT CAT PHOTO!

DO NOT BE CONFUSED!

Lots has happened since I last blogged, but I'll spread out the stories. Most importantly, I want to discuss Hercules the Cat of Portland, Oregon. Apparently, this cat ran away from home (dumb). Home was up the street or something. Anyhow, he took it upon himself to eat the neighbor cat's kibbles. The neighbor cat's mom put the kibbles out in the garage and he helped himself. Neighbor Cat's Mom thought that the kibbles were disappearing awful fast and it wasn't until Hercules, who gained a lot of weight, got himself stuck in the doggy door that the kibble chower was caught.

I'd like to discuss Hercules and this term "obese" that's been chucked around an awful lot on the news lately. Hercules is 20 pounds. I, loyal readers, am also 20 pounds. However, there's a big difference between us. Despite his name, Hercules is a peanut of a cat. He is what we call "wimpy." I, however, am what is commonly refered to as "big boned." Hence, I have the bones to carry 20 pounds (and more) of furry flesh with grace and ease. You would never find me stuck in a door, especially a DOGGY door.... The shame.

Hope you're sticking with your New Year's resolutions. I sure am. #1 - Get mom and dad to give me more treats. (I can check that one off my list. See, I kicked up my asthmatic wheezing and, in exchange for a pill, I get tons of treats!)

Purrs and kisses,

JDamn!