PROOF!

Hi, Everybodies! It's me, JohnJohn Cutie Pants! I have not blogged in a long time because I have been busy. During my multi-week silence, my most notable activity was falling asleep on the kleenex box.


Anyhow. We are moving to our new house on Cat-urday! I cannot wait to sniff it. Moms has been taking pictures of all of the work that she and Dads did in the new house but, as you may recall, Moms couldn't find the camera cable so all the pictures were stuck in her camera. Today, Moms packed our headphones and she found the camera cord stuck to the headphone cord. So she sucked the pictures out of the camera, but Shutterfly won't play nice today, so she will make friends and family suffer through the pictures later.


For the move, Archy and I have our own box. It says "Boys' Toys" on it. Today, Moms emptied out Trump Fairfield and put everything in our box. I asked if I could just take one toy out of the box -- just one! -- but Moms said I have toys hidden all over this house and I had better find one of those if I want a toy because the "Boys' Toys" box is getting taped up. And then she taped it closed.

I was mad about my box being sealed until I got some wicked exciting news. Everybodies, Moms has photographic proof that the whistlepig exists. Apparently Chuck (or Woodie) the Woodchuck likes to chow down on our new neighbor's dandy-lions. Moms saw Chuck last Saturday but she scared him and he ran away before Dads could see him. Dads later said that Moms was crazy. But today, when Moms went to stare at the new carpet, she saw Chuck. So she took this picture. It's kinda fuzzy, so I've helped you see my new friend.

Everybody, this photo is genuine. It is real. It is Chuck. I can't wait to meet him in person.

Dads says that our new window will have pictures of deer and a million squirrels and birds and swamp lettuce (that's a story for another time). Archy said that Dads is just telling fairy tales and such sweet goodness cannot exist.

In other news, Archy has been caught in a kitty-porn scandal. Here is the first internet peek at a late-night photo of Archy showing his wares. He begged me to not post it on the blog but I told him it was for his own good. I mean, wouldn't you want family to share this photo with the world before the Weekly World News did? Archy threatened legal action, but I know that Moms packed all the paper and pens in the house, so I think I'm ok for a while.

Anyhow, that's all the news I'm allowed to blog about now because Moms is wicked tired and wants to go to bed. Get ready for my first blog from our new house, folks!

Kisses! JDamn - OUT!