Bronax

Hello, Everybody! It's me, Jonathan, and I am ready to go to Mantown. Why? Moms is not home! That means it's just the boys in the house. Me, Dads and Archy - we are going to have a great time. When Moms isn't around, Dads lets us sniff and lick all the cheese doodles we want. He also gives us extra treats and there's way more room in the bed for me to spread out.

Moms is at a conference in Washington, DC. Don't worry - she is not lonely. She has a new friend. His name is Bronax. See, Moms is staying at fancy pants Hotel Monaco and they gave Moms a complementary goldfish to keep her company during her stay. She doesn't have to feed him or anything. Poop cleaning? Housekeeping does that. All Moms has to do is enjoy. Moms said, "HELLO!" to Bronax and, apparently, it scared him and he jumped. Moms is learning that she needs to be quieter around her new friend. Here is a picture of Bronax.


Unfortunately, Moms said that he is not to be removed from the hotel room. Bronax cannot be my souvenir. Instead, Moms said she'd send me a postcard or something. That's sad. I'd rather have the goldfish.

This morning, I dictated a message to Moms that we left on the kitchen counter for Dads. It's a list of what I want to do during Mantown time, and it reads as follows:

Dear Dads,

When Moms takes her girly pants out of the house, let's have fun. I have made a list of things that we should do while she is gone.

1. Feed the turkeys.
2. Invite the turkeys over for dinner. Make sure to invite Archy and me too.
3. Eat the turkeys for dinner.
4. Scratch Archy Cat and me lots.

Kthxbai!
Johnny Cat

I hope that Dads reads the note.

Kisses!
JDamn - OUT!